Contains nudity and disgraceful language from women old enough to know better

Here Comes L-J!

Buxom Blonde Leah-Jayne's new video is now complete and we are making the DVDs. Leah features in a number of short sketches during which not only does she get her gear off, she also reveals a talent for comic acting.

In the first scene, Job Interview, Leah is being interviewed by Leigh, the human resources manager of Happy Girl Vibrators. During the interview we discover a disturbing facet of L-J's character: whenever she hears the word "come", she immediately comes. Despite this disability — or different ability — she gets the job, possibly as the result of the lengthy and passionate embrace she enjoys with her new employer. Her employer enjoys it, too.

In L-J Buys Some Clothes, nobody uses the word "come" at all. Leah is trying on clothes in the changing room of a store. Unluckily she is being monitored by a security camera. Assistance arrives in the unlovely shape of a camp dresser (Bob de Bilder) who tries to fit Leah with a bra. Then along comes a security guard (Smokey Smith). We should draw a veil.

In The Masseuse, Leah visits the home of Leigh and Bob to apply massage to Bob's back. Or is it his chest? Bob's overactive imagination strips the ladies of their clothes but when Leah tells him she also does groins he has to get out, fast.

Car Wash is a solo performance with Leah washing a car. At least, she only washes two windows and half of one door, but more importantly she gets her top wet and has to peel it off.

In Choccies and Cream, Leah teams up with Lisa Anne for the first time but things break down in giggles when the two of them fail to do a simple bit of business with a box of chocolates. Abandoning the scene, they predictably plaster themselves with whipped cream and fruit. Who needs a script?

The final scene is Casting Couch, in which we meet Lisa again and Kerry Marie, waiting with Leah to audition for a part in what seems to be an adult film. To Kerry's and Lisa's relief, they don't get the part: they'd never have lived it down.

Each sketch comes with its own crop of out-takes and between scenes there are fascinating slow motion shots of Leah as nobody has ever seen her before.

Here Comes L-J runs for 1 hour 26 minutes

We'll see you in the store!